To do the impossible task of packing all of my belongings and carrying them over to Jessie’s in 1 day.

jesus.

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

about to live dat couch surfing life

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

This is exactly how I feel regularly

I’m already planning the apocalypse, it’s starting wherever you happen to be standing at the time.

Does it start with being obscenely rainy because if so you’re doing an awesome job

emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

Now all i need is a legit place to live, and all of my problems are over for now. Just watch, there’s gonna be an earthquake in philly or a zombie invasion just as soon as i get my shit together smh

logicandletters:

Someone in the Fallout: New Vegas team just loves Monty Python.
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priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution