To do the impossible task of packing all of my belongings and carrying them over to Jessie’s in 1 day.
about to live dat couch surfing life
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
This is exactly how I feel regularly
I’m already planning the apocalypse, it’s starting wherever you happen to be standing at the time.
Does it start with being obscenely rainy because if so you’re doing an awesome job
Now all i need is a legit place to live, and all of my problems are over for now. Just watch, there’s gonna be an earthquake in philly or a zombie invasion just as soon as i get my shit together smh
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution